28 November 2013 was predicted to be a sunny dry, mild and almost windless day so I got up early and set off on the 103 mile drive, hoping I'd manage respectability at worst. Darley measures 6016 Yards, Par 71 from the Yellow tees. The normal greens were in play (soft, hairy, slow and bumpy and very different from the medium paced smooth greens that are still prevalent on my own course and other local courses on the East Lothian coast). However, winter tees were in operation, meaning the course length was nearer to 5900 Yards - and long enough, given the lack of run on soft fairways. I'd arrived in time to see a large group of lady members lined up ready to play a pre-Christmas competition on the Fullerton Course, complete with Santa Claus hats and reindeer antlers (is it really that time already?) and although the Darley Course was almost as busy, a more ba-humbug attitude was evident. I'm well-used to playing behind slow players by now, but the 3 in front managed to lose their place on the course to a 4-ball in front of them, by the 5th. The bonus of their slow play was that I soon teamed up with David, another single player (and a local member), so at least I had excellent company while waiting for the group of front to play.
The 6th is a 535 Yard Par 5 and the longest on the course. The fairway is generously wide and lightly bunkered, so there's really no excuse here. The only real difficulty is that the green lies in a dip beyond a small hillock, meaning you won't see much of the flag. Heavy gorse immediately behind the green will catch your eye (and anything over-hit) but this is a fairly easy hole, which I should have birdied after hitting my third to within a few feet of the hole. Putting was just a lottery though and at least my first putt looked good in the air.
The next couple of holes are short Par 4's and reasonable birdie chances in normal conditions. I was only 10 feet or so away in 2 on the 7th and I hit a decent putt, but the green was pretty bumpy. Still, I was only 2 over after 8 holes! This is the 9th, an awkward little 160 Yard Par 3. The green is partly hidden by gorse and a heathery bank short right. For readers not familiar with heather, it's awful stuff. You can see your ball and think you've a reasonable lie, but these little plants are tough as nails and making clean contact with your ball is hugely difficult. I'd a severely downhill lie in the heathery bank short right of the green and did well to escape with a double bogey 5 to be out in 40 strokes, at 4 over par. I'd have taken that position given Darley's reputation as a tough track, so I wasn't complaining on that score. By this time the sun was warming our backs and I was too hot in my long sleeve T-shirt and thermal lined trousers, but if only the 3-ball in front would speed up to a crawl!
The back 9 at Darley is slightly more tricky than the Front 9. There's more gorse and heather to avoid and the fairways are narrower and more undulating. For example, the 10th is a straight 339 Yard Par 4, but the tee is elevated and the fairway cambers steeply to both sides so finding the fairway at all is difficult. I'd hit a good drive up the left of centre but my ball finished in the rough to the right of the fairway on a steep upslope. The plateau green was difficult to find from there, so I was pretty chuffed to make par after over-hitting my first putt 10 feet past the hole. The Par 4 11th is also quite tricky, at 404 Yards, slightly uphill to another plateau green. The 12th offers some respite, being a 144 Yard Par 3, again slightly uphill and with a green that's deeper than it looks. The toughest hole on the course is the 13th, a 446 Yard Par 4. A ditch and water hazard cuts across the fairway at about 260 Yards from the tee, but I'd no chance of reaching that off the tee. Realistically, I'd no chance of getting on in 2, and my 3 Wood up the left side took a bad bounce into heather and was lost. An ugly 7 at this, the Stroke Index 2 hole, was poor.
By this time, the 3-ball in front had really slowed down, but why they thought it necessary to wait until the green had cleared before teeing off on the 14th escaped both of us. The 14th, as shown here, is all of 377 Yards and with little run on the fairway the carry necessary would have been over 370 Yards! I'd eventually hit a good drive and an 8 iron over a water hazard to reach the green, on an upslope beyond the hazard. My 3-putt from there was disappointing, but I'd have my "revenge" on the greens later in the round. Meanwhile, David had an awkward hanging lie in heather and his 3 Wood was more than a little ambitious, but at least his shot from there would have alerted the 3-ball in front to our presence, since it landed pretty close to the 15th tee (and 40 yards right of the target line to the 14th green). Indeed, David's wayward shot seemed to have the desired effect and we managed to play the last 4 holes without waiting around - just as well as daylight was fast running out.
The 15th is a 335 Yard Par 4 but there's a deep gully in front of the green and anything remotely under-hit will leave you an almost blind shot of 40 yards or so, steeply uphill to the green. I bogeyed the hole after under-hitting a short iron to the green. In fairness, my second shot was made more tricky by the low sun. I was 10 over par with 3 holes to go, so I needed a decent finish if I was to beat net par. This is the 16th, a slightly downhill 140 Yard Par 3. I mis-hit my 7 iron and was still slightly short of the green and my pitch from there ran a disappointing 10 feet past the hole. My single putt from there was surprising since anything around that range or over was just a lottery on these greens. The 17th is a decent 350 Yard Par 4 and again, I was slightly short. My pitch ended 15 feet short but another fluky putt saved par.
I needed a par at the 18th, a 464 Yard Par 5, for a net 70, one shot inside the course par of 71. I'd hit a reasonable drive up the right directly into the setting sun and into some light rough, but a poor 3 Wood from there into heavier rough was followed by a couple of equally poor pitches. I was on the green in 4, around 20 feet away (a distance that get's longer every time I think about it!) but again, my putter came to the rescue. I'd gone round in 81, net 70, with 31 putts. Darley is a really stiff test and well worth a visit. OK, it's not in the same league as the Royal Troon GC courses, but at £1 a hole for the green fee, it's a real bargain. Play to your handicap here and you'll have played pretty well.
The back 9 at Darley is slightly more tricky than the Front 9. There's more gorse and heather to avoid and the fairways are narrower and more undulating. For example, the 10th is a straight 339 Yard Par 4, but the tee is elevated and the fairway cambers steeply to both sides so finding the fairway at all is difficult. I'd hit a good drive up the left of centre but my ball finished in the rough to the right of the fairway on a steep upslope. The plateau green was difficult to find from there, so I was pretty chuffed to make par after over-hitting my first putt 10 feet past the hole. The Par 4 11th is also quite tricky, at 404 Yards, slightly uphill to another plateau green. The 12th offers some respite, being a 144 Yard Par 3, again slightly uphill and with a green that's deeper than it looks. The toughest hole on the course is the 13th, a 446 Yard Par 4. A ditch and water hazard cuts across the fairway at about 260 Yards from the tee, but I'd no chance of reaching that off the tee. Realistically, I'd no chance of getting on in 2, and my 3 Wood up the left side took a bad bounce into heather and was lost. An ugly 7 at this, the Stroke Index 2 hole, was poor.
I needed a par at the 18th, a 464 Yard Par 5, for a net 70, one shot inside the course par of 71. I'd hit a reasonable drive up the right directly into the setting sun and into some light rough, but a poor 3 Wood from there into heavier rough was followed by a couple of equally poor pitches. I was on the green in 4, around 20 feet away (a distance that get's longer every time I think about it!) but again, my putter came to the rescue. I'd gone round in 81, net 70, with 31 putts. Darley is a really stiff test and well worth a visit. OK, it's not in the same league as the Royal Troon GC courses, but at £1 a hole for the green fee, it's a real bargain. Play to your handicap here and you'll have played pretty well.